Vampires Suck [HD]

This Movie Was Created Just For ME!!!
This movie only got a 4% on the Rottentomato Rating and in spite of that I still watched it because I knew it would be just for me. I've read the twilight saga(several times)and just loved it. When the movies came out I knew I couldn't possible like them because the book is almost always better than the movie. But curiosity got the better of me and I watched them anyways and to my great horror they were ever worse then I had imagined they would be.
However, Vampires Suck was AWESOME! Just watching Jenn Proske's phenomenal impersonation of Kristen Stewart's twitchy performance was enough to have me laughing like a maniac. So if you fall into the small category of people who've seen and disliked the Twilight movies and also know a lot about the series through the books then you will like this movie.

Great film for all the boyfriends who were draged to the twilight movies!
I saw this film in theaters. I am in NO WAY a fan of the twilight books, or movies. But, even though I am a sane adult male, I have seen the films, and read all the books. Needless to say, am an informed on the matter of twilight.

I usually stray away from parody movies of late, mostly due to the fact that they are getting dumber and dumber... not to mention more vulgar as each new movie is made. However, the writers of this movie really did their homework. This movie does a great job of taking all those people obsessed with Twilight and giving them a big 'ole middle finger.

All in all, a great movie for anyone who was forced to see or have anything to do with the twilight saga. 5 Stars!

Twilight fan forever but THIS was funny
I saw the previews for this film and thought, "I'd never in my next lifetime watch this bull." But I accidentally flipped to it while watching TV and the scene with James, Laurent and Victoria (in this film Jack, Antoine and Rachel) about to kill the boat guy was on. When Antoine started eating Cheetos, that did it for me. I had to see what this goofy movie was. By the time I figured out it was the film I'd been protesting seeing (diehard fan, read 2 of the 5 books twice, own all the films, went to Comic Con to meet cast members, have a Taylor Lautner umbrella and blanket), it was way too late and I was laughing too hard. Usually parodies don't even bother to get the scenes right. They just jumble a bunch of big scenes together and make fun of them, but the writers/directors/cast really went above and beyond to mimic every single detail in the "Twilight" saga, including the vampire grimace when they're around humans, the apple-shoe scene, the countdown by the window, and even the...

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